a poem for you
@garfield I really really really really like this - content and stylistically
@emsenn omg thank you so much that's so so lovely of you to say thank you
@garfield Any chance you could get it in one screenshot, or would you prefer it be shared as four images like this?
@emsenn doesnt matter to me! here you are
@garfield Actually can you like, email me the full text? I think I want to poster this. firstname.lastname@example.org (sorry but this is a message I want to say, but don't have the words for myself at all and this is beautiful. My partner has been staring at the wall since I read it aloud to them, starting like 20s after you posted it.
@emsenn I just sent it! honestly that- that really means a lot to me wow. thank you. i don't really know what to say but thank you for being so kind
@garfield Do you have any problem with these formatting changes?
@emsenn That's very nice of you to ask, those are totally fine!!
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The economy wears a bow! cut with aviator sunglasses.
It spritzed my hair with a barbershop diffuser.
The economy will rise to the challenge.
Itneeds our help, our gentle encouragement.
The economy does not deal well with constructive criticism.
It demands a participation prize and a wide array of daily injections.
The economy is a fickle mistress.
Don't talk about the economy like that!
The economy inspired me and thousands of other women to stand up
for the fast food and makeup brands that we believe in.
The economy sings me to sleep every night.
It rocks me like a baby and rocks employees" corpses in their graves.
In their decaying ready-to-wear suits.
The economy? Well it's taking a self-care break right now.
It's been feeling a little over-stimulated
The economy is practicing mindfulness and we are what it dreamed up
during its meditation session.
Tam in love with the economy.
Tove its curvy hips, its bountiful breasts
Its chiselled jawline, its silky beard,
I dance with the economy in the garden of Aphrodite.
Its body flows with a bewitching grace.
But in truth, the economy only thinks of us rarely.
And when it does it thinks of blood.
The arch of the economy is long, but it bends towards killing
@garfield gosh, that's... wow. dang. thank you for sharing!
@troodon thank you so so much for reading!!!
@garfield go off
@JohnBrownJr thank you king 🙏
@garfield Garf, this is astonishing. I really love it
@Thomas wow thomas thank you so much that really really means a lot to me
@Thomas that's very kind of you to say! I didn't know that was going on, I was mostly intending to use this account for that kind of stuff lol
@garfield unnerving tbh
@cute thank you very much queen
@garfield this owns, where can we share it?
@wicche wherever you like imo. thank you so much that's very kind to say
@garfield I have to think of the right place but like seriously it's gotta happen
@wicche wow... lmk
@garfield this poem rules
@Aleums wow thank you sam <3
@garfield Garf this WHIPS
@garfield Garf this slaps ass RAW and chapped
@byttyrs aaaa mads you know this means a whole lot especially coming from you!
@garfield this poem owns a yaoi paddle and uses it REGULARLY
@byttyrs wowee zowee
@garfield this kicks *ass*
@jacethechicken wow thank you thats very nice to say thank you for reading!
@garfield this is very raw and very real and very very very visceral
@garfield this is, dare I say it, slapadellic as hell
@Ophillous julles, you are too kind to me always
@garfield garfie I have never been ""too"" kind to you, you deserve this praise because beauty deserves to be acknowledged
@Ophillous well thank you very much friend, and right back at you
@garfield garf this is a gd banger and the... i guess you don't call it a punchline in poetry. the turn? anyway you really went in for the kill with that and i loved it
@triz you can call it whatever you like lol. thank you so much queen
@garfield okay I liked it but it seems like it’s less of a poem for me than it is for this economy guy. hope he sees this
@evan Evan, you fool... you are the economy
@garfield aww garf... you’re makin me blush
@garfield this owns and i kind of love the way it's presented as four images
@operand thank you so so so much! I figured it would look better than a big bunch of text on a single image im glad it works for you
@garfield I feel like this has a political message or something...
@SunSaint I would never try to push an agenda on my readers with political correctness, sorry
@garfield garf this is excellent
@dankwraith Aaaaaa thank you thank you so much
@garfield this rules so hard and I may or may not have several takes of reading it in my phone rn
@melissasage oh wow thank you... let me know if you end up posting it lol
@garfield this is so good
@numberonebug thank you so so much!!! thank you for reading
@rizzo my pleasure
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